R.I.P to Jack Daniels JACK DANIELS was
found dead 2day by JOHNNY WALKER at
SAVANNAH street near CASTLE in RED
SQUARE centre.
His wife HENNESY & their
two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying
under an AMARULA tree since then. Mr
HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS
who shot him with a STRONG BOW. His FOUR
COUSINS confirmed he was coming from club
J&B in MELLOW WOOD on 4TH STREET. It
appears that he had an affair wit Mr.HUNTERS wife SARITA.
She also feared 4 her life & moved 2 NEDENBERG.
CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but
evidence points that Mr J.C le ROUX is also a suspect.
The funeral will be at KLIPDRIFT & performed by pastor FISH EAGLE
as soon as the church BELLS ring tomorrow. We hope
JAMESON & his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on
time. They have 2 fly over TWO OCEANS to get here..!
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