Questions that a 4th grade should answer...

A female teacher was having problems with a
boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy kept
saying, "teacher, I should be in 4th grade, I'm
smarter than my sister & she is in the 4th
grade.
" The teacher had heard enough of his
complains & took the boy to the Principal' s
office. She explained everything to the
Principal who decided to test the boy with some
questions that a 4th grade should know...
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PRINCIPAL: What's 3+3?
BOY: 6
PRINCIPAL: 6+6?
BOY: 12 & so on..!!
The Principal asked the boy many questions &
the boy got them right. The Principal then
asked teacher to send the boy to 4th grade.
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The teacher decided to ask some more questions
& the Principal Agreed.
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TEACHER: What does a cow have 4 of, that
I've only 2 of?
BOY: Legs.
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TEACHER: What's in your pants that you have
but I don't have?
BOY: Pockets
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TEACHER: What starts with a C & ends with
T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin
whitish liquid?
BOY: Coconut.
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TEACHER: What goes in hard & pink then
comes out soft & sticky?
*The principal' s eyes open really wide, but
before he could stop the answer, the boy was
taking charge..*
BOY: Bubble Gum.
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TEACHER: you stick ur poles inside me. you tie
me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
What am I?
BOY: Tent.
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*The principal was looking restless*
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TEACHER: A finger goes in me. you fiddle with
me when you're bored. The best man always
has me 1st n what am I?
 BOY: Wedding Ring
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TEACHER: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
BOY: Nose.
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TEACHER: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,
I come with a quiver?
BOY: Arrow.
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TEACHER: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a
'K' & if u don't get it, you've 2 use ur hand?
BOY: Fork
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TEACHER: Whats it that all men have, it's
longer in some men than others, the Pope
doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife
after marriage?
BOY: Surname.
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TEACHER: What part of the man has no bone,
but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping
& is responsible for making love??
BOY: Heart.
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-The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told
the teacher: 'Send the boy to University , I got
the last 10 questions wrong myself !!!!"
 
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